Calling All The Rude Boys in Toasters

Oi, Neral, that got....
Neral, that got completely broken....
There's other people here too...
Here's one for all you rude boys in New York
Taken three years but at least we know you're there now
A couple of dem there...
Uh!
Uh!
I've been looking far and wide
Looking for the place that the rude boys hide
Downtown dudes they wanna fight
I can't see them, I must be blind
Why can't I find?
Where do they hide?
Calling all the rude boys, huh!
You can't tell where the rude boys go
You can't tell me who will know
I asked Anne Sally with my....in check, She said, "... and a Pork Pie hat"
Why can't I find?
Where do they hide?
Calling all the rude boys, 1 - 2!
Where are all those rude boys?
Show me all those rude boys
Why can't I find?
Where do they hide?
Calling all the rude boys, uh!
They're not in the place they're supposed to be
They're not at work in the factory
They're not at school
They're not in the club
They're not at prison
They're not in the pub

Show me where's that rude boy
"Are you one?"
"Where is that rude boy?"
"Anybody?"
That's where I'll find
Where do they hide?
Calling all the rude boys
As I'm walking down the street
My heels they step .... beat
All the rude boys in the land mashin' to the rhythm of a huge ska band!
That's where I'll find
That they don't hide
Calling all the rude boys
Calling all the rude boys
Rude boys, rude boys
Calling all the rude boys
Rude boys, rude boys
Calling all the rude boys, and girls!