I reflect on my reflection
And i ask myself the question
What's the right direction
To go
I don't know
Am i a man
Or am i a muppet
(am i a muppet)
If i'm a muppet
Then i'm a very manly muppet
(very manly muppet)
Am i a muppet?
(muppet)
Or am i a man?
(am i a man)
If i'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(a muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes
And i don't recognize
The one i see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am i a man
Or am i a muppet?
(am i a muppet)
If i'm a muppet
Well i'm a very manly muppet
(very manly muppet)
Am i a muppet
(muppet)
Or am i a man?
(am i a man)
If i'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(a muppet of a man)
Here i go again
My goal is runnin' out of time
I think i made up my mind
Now i understand who i am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet
Yeah!
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
I'm a muppet-y man!
That's what i am