Machine Shed Wrestling in Local H

Too, too, too, too, too, too
Too, too, too, too, too, too
Too, too, too, too, too, too
Too, too, too, too, too, too

You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
A token e-mail, a drunken text
A sorry go-round of cellphone sex
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take

Wrestle my machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
My machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
My machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
My machine, too, too, too, too, too, too

As a product you would be great
And all the income you'd generate
But as a lover you're just a bust
You're not a service I can trust

I'll wrestle my machine
My machine
My machine
My machine

All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know I've pretended all I can

All I can
All I can
Oh, all I can
Hey

Too, doo, doo, doo, doo
Too, doo, doo, doo, doo
Too, doo, doo, doo, doo
Too, doo, doo, doo, doo

You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle with my machine
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle with my machine
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take

Wrestle my machine

All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know I've pretended all I can
All I am is a victim of love
I checked the box, marked none of the above
You're not a woman, girl
And you know I've pretended all I can

All I can
Oh, all I can
Oh, all I can
Wooh

Oh, my machine, ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, oh, ho
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, my machine
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, my machine
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, oh
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey, wrestle my machine
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, ho
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, machine