Long Distance Relationship in Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives

Long distance relationship
What am I going to do?
I'm in desolationship
When I'm not with you
It's not an exaggerationship
To say I love you so much
I feel inebriationship
At the thought of your touch

Well I'll write you every day and you can call me every night
And you won't be out of my mind just because you're out of sight

Long distance relationship
I think I'm going insane
I'll have hallucationships
Till I see you again
Will you succumb to temptationship
And find someone else
While I wait in frustrationship
Over here by myself

Well together we stand and divided we sit
And I don't want to make my bed if you're not going to sleep in it

Well I'll write you every day and you can call me every night
After seven and on weekends so the rates will be all right

I'll take a vacationship
If I can I'll take two
Take some fast transportationship
And come out to see you
I don't feel desperationship
'Cause our love is so strong
Our long distance relationship
Won't stay distant for long