I Dont Want To
I dont want to ...
I spotted Miss World too good to be true
But the club was pretty dark and i'd had quite a few
I staggered to her table sippin' my brew
But just as i get there she goes to the loo (what?)
Impatience hits out, now what do i do
And then I kop her friend and she's alright too
Her arse in good shape, above average boat
I ask her name, she sticks her tounge down my throat
I'n not one to gloat or boast but take note
Twenty minutes gone and she's gettin' her coat
So I down my beer, my boys start to cheer (hey)
Grin across my face runs from ear to ear
She gives me the look and i mean the look
Was it love at first sight man or summat she took?
A stagger in my step like i crooked and i think
The girl looks shot she's had too much to drink
I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink
But i don't get a chance cos she gives me a wink
So i travel to hers in an illegal cab
Plus i know shes a student her house is drab
In my head im laughin, i put the graft in
Stereos playin some timeless marvin
The lights dim down and the clothes come off
But i pass out cos her pillows too soft
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
Im up the next mornin but where the hells this?
Im trapped in a girly, purple abyss
Its proving costly, she took me hostage
First things first man wheres the frosties?
I slowly tip-toe toward the door
But she grabs my left arm like i've broken the law (what?)
Now who'm i kiddin, i aint her guest
But she playin like she got me under house arrest
She starts with a speech about how shes feeling
Im more intrigued by her lilac ceiling
Antyime now there's a question pending
She wants to confirm a romantic ending
Why do they charm you with hocus - pocus?
I gotta get home for the football focus
To dodge small talk i admit defeat
Er ..How are you for dinner love, Tuesday week?
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
As we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cab
But i made her see sense with the gift of the gab
A cabs twenty quid, enough money for us
Plus its 1.90 each on the two twenty bus
Theres one little issue that we gotta address
I got just enough cash for a pizza express
Even though she wants Thai chilla beef with mango (huh?)
I'd be content with some wings from nandos
We get to express but before we can order
She starts with the tirade that i never call her
I say im trynna keep my phone bill smaller
Try and change the subject, have you got taller?
Dont give me that, thats a load of tosh
She says words like that shes a little bit posh
Look all i want Earl is a call at lunches
And she keeps rantin the way to approach is
Be honest, do ya want this to work or not
Er ... snowballs please and an american hot
Im talking geezer, i want to no please
She'll have a ceaser with no anchovies
And two paronies, he makes a note
I look back at her and shes gettin her coat
She heads for the door like a spoiled dog
More food for me eh? What a result
I dont want
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
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