My Dad's Gone Crazy in Eminem

Hello boys and girls.
Today we gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
Who's your daddy?

Hailie: daddy what are you doing?

Eminem and hailie: okay then! everybody listen up!

Eminem: i'm goin' to hell! who's comin' with me???!?

Hailie: somebody please help him! i think my dad's gone crazy...

Verse 1
There's no mountain i can't climb,
There's no tower too high, noplane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' i can't take this chain saw to?
Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, i cut'em off,and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall
With my framed autographed sunglasses with elton john's name onmy glaad wall, i'm out the closet, i've been lyin' my ass off
All this time me and dre been fuckin' with hats off (suck it,marshall). so tell laura and her husband to back off
Before ipush this mutha fuckin' button and blast off and launch one atthese russians and that's all
Blow every fuckin' thing except afghanistan on the map off. when will it stop? when will i knockthe crap off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby,( my dad's lost it!!)

Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, i... i can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy
A little help from hailie jade, won't you tell 'em baby
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's nothin'you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not evenhailie
I think my dad's gone crazy

Verse 2
It's like my mother always told me, eenee meenee meini mo codeine and
Goddammit you little muthafucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'
Uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a mutha fuckin' dick, chewon a prick and lick
A million mutha fuckin' cocks per second, i'drather put out a mutha fuckin' gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my facewith a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows
Quitgivin' me my ammo. can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my m.o.
I wouldn't have to go, eenee,meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know nomore/am i the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
Dad...

Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, i... i can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy
A little help from hailie jade, won't you tell 'em baby
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's nothin'you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not evenhailie
I think my dad's gone crazy

Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time,can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first
Cus when i speak, it'stongue-in-cheek, i'd yank my fuckin' teeth before i'd ever bitemy tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightningtwice at once and die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime i sung
Like r. kelly as soon as "bump and grind" comeson. more pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronnie'sgrave, screamin' at the sky, till clouds gather, it's clydemathers and bonnie jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it,the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither...

Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, i... i can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy
A little help from hailie jade, won't you tell 'em baby
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's nothin'you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not evenhailie
I think my dad's gone crazy

Hailie:
Crazy
Ha ha ha
You're funny daddy!